A champagne socialist reflects on Western culture and the Universe... and whilst gazing at his navel, he comes up with a lot of useless lint. It is the fruits of this navel-gazing that form the substance of this blog.
Published on November 25, 2007 By Champas Socialist In Politics
Something incredible happened in this country last night. After 11 long years, Australia kicked out the Howard Government. It's over. At last. Last night you could not wipe the smile off my face. I have never cried with joy the way I did last night. And this morning. I am so so so so so happy, this is an unbelievable feeling.

This heralds a new era for Australia, with the departure of our 68 year old Prime Minister, to be replaced by a 50 year old man.
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd.
Doesn't that feel good to say! No more will we ever have to listen to that racist bast##d that has been at the head of our country for over a decade. No more will we have to feel ashamed of our country.

For the first time in history, Australia has a female deputy Prime Minister, and in a few weeks time, she will be acting Prime Minister.
For the first time in history (I'm fairly sure), we have a bilingual Prime Minister. I believe Kevin Rudd has a deeper understanding of other cultures as a result.
For the first time ever in Australia, we have a First Lady who has not taken her husband's name (Therese Rein). What's more she is a successful businesswoman in her own right and Kevin Rudd has supported her in pursuing that venture. I believe this says something about the man.
John Howard really was a man for the past. He was never in touch with the Australia that I grew up in. There are members of his party who do. Some of them are as old as John Winston Howard. But Kevin Rudd understands people in a way that is part of a modern Australia. he hasn't grown up with racism as an acceptable viewpoint. He has known and interacted with people from various races and cultures in his everyday life, in the same way that I have. He has also done this with women, and recognises them as equals in every way, especially intellectually. This means a great deal to me. I actually believe the next leader of the Liberal Party may well be the same, and that too is a heartening thought, as I believe these are areas on which we should be united. There will continue to be disagreement over how important a role multiculturalism will play in our society, and there will be disagreement about ways to help Aboriginal Australians to lift themselves out of poverty. But the key point is that both parties now support moving towards a truer form of self-determination than the passive welfare that has gone on up til now.

WorkChoices is out the window. On a personal level, I am greatly relieved that I will not have to be subjected to an AWA or performance pay as a teacher.

The Kyoto Protocol will be ratified, and while it will be little by little, we will at last start investing in solar and wind technology and move toward improving the climate change problem. I believe the conservatives of tomorrow, like Malcolm Turnbull are going to support us on this one and we will move beyond climate scepticism.

We will see an end to race-based commentary on immigration and assimilation from our Government.

We will start investing in a Knowledge Economy that Australia needs for the future. And passage into universities for low income people will be assisted with more scholarships.

These are all key issues to me and I couldn't be happier. I still just can't stop smiling. I can't believe this has finally happened.
And the icing on the cake is that John Howard is not only no longer Prime Minister, he may not even have won his seat!!!!! This is only the second time in our history that an electorate has booted out the Prime Minister from his own seat. And it couldn't have happened to a nastier man.

Conservatives will have mixed views fo Howard. Some will revere him as the 2nd longest serving PM. Others will turn on him as the idiot who held on for one too many terms. Apart from my deep hatred for everything he stood for, I believe he was the luckiest man to ever hold office. Most Prime Ministers are genuinely popular, but I think luck had far more to diwht Howard's success. In '98, Labor actually won more than 50% of the nationwide vote, but failed to win enough seats. In '01, Labor was cruising to victory until they managed to use the national security issues of the Trade Centre attacks and onshore refugee applicants (illegal immigrants) to their advantage by whipping up unnecessary fear, and thus the need for stable, conservative Government. In '04, Labor made a dreadful mistake in handing their leadership to a working class thug that the Australian people hated. But in '07, Labor had an intelligent, polite, charismatic, considered person as their leader and there were no refugees in sight or aeroplanes. John Howard tried desperately to come up with something to stir up enthusiasm, but the inspiration was gone. The only new idea he had had was WorkChoices, the deeply unpopular industrial relations reform. This was probably the biggest issue of the campaign, along with climate change and education. And that was because Kevin Rudd, who is incredibly media-savvy was able to lead public debate so that we focussed on issues that are Labor Party strengths.

Comrades, I couldn't be happier. Champagne has never tasted as sweet as it did last night.

I have always loved this country, but I am especially in love with it tonight. And I don't think I'm going to stop feeling this way for a long time. Thankyou, Australia. This is a beautiful victory!

But I will leave the last word to the man who is to become the new Prime Minister of Australia. In 1996, John Howard said he wanted to be a Prime Minister for all Australians, not just minority groups. He intended this as a slight at the previous Government who had focussed on minority groups a lot. In 2007, the contrast could not be more stark:

"I want to be a Prime Minister for all Australians.
I want to be a Prime Minister for indigenous Australians.
I want to be a Prime Minister for people who have come to this country from overseas."
- Prime Minister-Elect Kevin Michael Rudd.


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on Nov 25, 2007

For the first time in history, Australia has a female deputy Prime Minister, and in a few weeks time, she will be acting Prime Minister.
For the first time in history (I'm fairly sure), we have a bilingual Prime Minister. I believe Kevin Rudd has a deeper understanding of other cultures as a result.
For the first time ever in Australia, we have a First Lady who has not taken her husband's name (Therese Rein).

This really outlines the priorities of the left.

Little time is spent describing the capabilities of the people put in power nor their policies.

Instead, you consider things such as the sex of the deputy prime minister, that the prime minister is bilingual, and that the first lady didn't take her husband's names to somehow be relevant.

Can one imagine how the stock holders of a company would react if this kind of nonsense was somehow used to bolster the credentials of a new CEO or management team?  No wonder the right runs the world.

on Nov 25, 2007
Well, I don't think that's very fair. I know next to nothing about Aust. politics, but he seemed to outline details about why he thought the new prime minister would be good for their country.

As for the right running the world, that's just not true. It's not even true here in the 'gol ol USA. I'm shaking my head. It might be true in your world, but certainly not mine. Are we in a parallel universe???

Congrats on the new leader. I hope she is everything you expect her to be.
on Nov 25, 2007
Congratulations Champas! I was running on the treadmill at the gym when the news was announced on TV, and almost fell off. I hope that this is a sign of good things to come.
on Nov 25, 2007
Can one imagine how the stock holders of a company would react if this kind of nonsense was somehow used to bolster the credentials of a new CEO or management team? No wonder the right runs the world.


Aye Draginol, but a country isn't a company. You don'T have the same standards for both organisation.
on Nov 25, 2007
Doesn't that feel good to say! No more will we ever have to listen to that racist bast##d that has been at the head of our country for over a decade. No more will we have to feel ashamed of our country.


I was happy to hear it to when Howard conceded. I felt a bit uneasy though when I realised Tintin said 'blood' three times in his acceptance speech. That doesn't bode well.

Interesting sidenote - a great way to watch any political speech is to add 'with blood' at the end of every sentence they say - it adds a bit of honesty and occasional hilarity to the event.

Little time is spent describing the capabilities of the people put in power nor their policies.


Well as you're no doubt aware Tintin campaigned on a raft of 'me-too' policies, so his main differences from ickle Johnny are the cosmetic ones.

But that bilingualism is important. He's the first PM we've ever had who's culturally comfortable with both of our main superpower patrons - the US and China. It may well work to our advantage to have someone who can negotiate with Jiang in China in his own language.

Can one imagine how the stock holders of a company would react if this kind of nonsense was somehow used to bolster the credentials of a new CEO or management team?


Good thing Australian federal government is nothing like business then! That and it's nice to have a pm who is actually representative of the people.
on Nov 25, 2007
I normally vote Liberal but voted for Labor this time, mainly because of the difference in their repective environment policies (principally Kyoto) and that the Liberals (though not necessarily Howard, I think you've been a bit harsh on him, although his normally reliable political judgement had left him of late) had been in power too long. The other policies either didn't affect me or were too similar to influence my vote.

While Work Choices wouldn't have affectd me if I still lived in Australia, its not something that I thought was a good idea. In this respect I think the Liberals were a victim of their own success (ie if they hadn't won control of the Senate last time they would not have been able to push it through). I hope (probably forlornly) that the new unfair dismissal laws don't get changed (I do think they are important), but I don't begrudge any people put on AWA's getting their entitlements back.

One thing that has struck me while living in London is that it was reported how far behind on climate change the debate in Australia was, since there they are still talking about ratifying Kyoto, whereas everyone else has moved on to talking about the next agreement. And I cringed with embarrassment when the BBC's Sydney correspondent talked about how painfully slow broadband in Australia was, when discussing Labor's broadband policy.

One thing I wouldn't mind your view on Champas is the Senate, now that the Democrats have been obliterated, what are your views on the Greens effectively having the balance of power? I must say it's the one thing I am disappointed about.

Congrats on the new leader. I hope she is everything you expect her to be.


she is a he
on Nov 25, 2007
performance pay as a teacher


Yeah, I can understand why certain types of people would be afraid of performance based pay. In this country those people are normally referred to as slackers.
on Nov 25, 2007

Aye Draginol, but a country isn't a company. You don'T have the same standards for both organisation.

Clearly. Hence why I prefer governments be as small and weak as we can get away with.

on Nov 25, 2007
I am so so so so so happy, this is an unbelievable feeling


I am one happy chappy too. Wet blankets aside (Draginol) it seems as though most are very happy with the results. I am still blown away by Maxine's (potential) win in Bennelong. For a PM to lose his seat is a crushing blow.



on Nov 26, 2007
I am still blown away by Maxine's (potential) win in Bennelong. For a PM to lose his seat is a crushing blow.


Maxine is an outstanding candidate though. Her previous fame pretty much entirely came from being intelligent, attractive, compassionate and a hardarse when necessary. She was the perfect candidate for any electorate.

That she has a chance of winning is entirely due to her talents; we could have expected a strong shift against Howard (especially with the boundary changes) but a spill? That takes an exceptional person.
on Nov 26, 2007
Little time is spent describing the capabilities of the people put in power nor their policies. Instead, you consider things such as the sex of the deputy prime minister, that the prime minister is bilingual, and that the first lady didn't take her husband's names to somehow be relevant.


Firstly, they are as relevant as any of that right wing Christian moral stuff we always hear from the other side. Secondly, this article is not intended to outline Kevin's policies. I have spent countless hours already discussing them and that was why I voted for the Labor Party. This is a celebratory article. Nothing else. Thirdly, having a PM who is going to have a positive view of women in business does shape your view of feminist issues. Having an understanding of other cultures shapes your view of multiculturalism and foreign affairs (which is in contrast to John Howard, who suggested slowing Asian immigration in the 1980s. I'm not saying you have to agree with Rudd's multiculturalism, but you can't say that this makes no difference to policy. Well you can, but I don't think you're that stupid). That he has a more modern view of marriage also bodes well for a raft of policies related to spousal rights.

Congrats on the new leader.


Thankyou! I'm still grinning!

Interesting sidenote - a great way to watch any political speech is to add 'with blood' at the end of every sentence they say - it adds a bit of honesty and occasional hilarity to the event.


I'll bear it in mind.

now that the Democrats have been obliterated, what are your views on the Greens effectively having the balance of power?


I voted 1 Democrats 2 Greens 3 Labor, so this is a big disappointment to me. However, last election my Greens and Dems were the other way around. The Democrats actually stand for exactly what I believe in 100% and I would ideally love Natasha as PM. I also prefer their more negotiatory style to the Greens' combative style. That said, the Greens are important and may mature from this experience. The Democrats were completely lacking in any talent ever since they got jealous and ditched Natasha. I hoped that they would remain existant so they could gain talent in the future, but alas it was not to be. It will however be good to have the Greens making sure Kevin Rudd is not tooo John Howard-like. And I stand by all my criticisms of him, in fact, I think I was kind to him.


Yeah, I can understand why certain types of people would be afraid of performance based pay. In this country those people are normally referred to as slackers.


You're the one who has time to be a Top Ten JoeUser. I work between 70 and 100 hours a week. More this week as I'm writing report cards. But the fact is I don't expect to be nearly as effective with the kids I'll be teaching next year as I have been this year. This year my kids have had some phenomenal results, and I'm very proud of them. Next year however will be tough as I'm going to a low socio-economic area, and there are just so many things to combat there. But I will work just as hard, if not harder, because that's where I want to be.

Maxine is an outstanding candidate though. Her previous fame pretty much entirely came from being intelligent, attractive, compassionate and a hardarse when necessary. She was the perfect candidate for any electorate.


Totally agree. I think Maxine is destined to be one of the absolute best in the party, up there with Bob McMullan and Kevin himself.
on Nov 26, 2007
Also Draginol, when you go from a PM who is generally angry at society and people and a racist and a sexist to one who likes people and thinks well of them, that means we have a new era. I actually believe the same of Malcom Turnbull, who looks set to be the new Leader of The Opposition, and formidable he will be. But right now I don't care. All I care about is that Kevin Rudd is the Prime Minister!!!!!!! John Howard is unemployed!!!!!!
on Nov 26, 2007
Congrats to the Socialists of Austrialia!
on Nov 26, 2007
'In '04, Labor made a dreadful mistake in handing their leadership to a working class thug that the Australian people hated.'

Far be it from me to wish to compromise your celebration, Champers. I do think it's a little naive at this point to make such claims as 'We will see an end to race-based commentary on immigration and assimilation from our Government'. However, please don't get me wrong - I too am happy to see Howard out on his ear, and the likes of Rudd, Gillard, Combet, McKew et al given an opportunity to do some significant good.

I concede that Latham was a 'thug', at least intermittently. (Actually, I rather think that this was a hat he was vigorously encouraged to wear by the Labor Party and its adherents, every bit as much as (say) Keith Moon was urged to play 'the loon' by the Who's followers ... but that's a discussion for another thread.) And, eventually at any rate, yes he did become extremely unpopular with the electorate. (At which point the Labor Party turned on him with the ferocity and unexpectedness of a mother devouring her own young ... but again, that's a discussion for another time and place.)

However, what exactly is the significance of your pointing out that Latham was 'working class'? Isn't Kevin Rudd the son of a share farmer, whose family had to leave the land due to financial hardship? Does that make him somehow less fit for the role of Labor leader / Prime Minister?

Or, in the land where the 'amber nectar' is the chosen drink of the working class, is this merely a prime example of 'Champagne Socialism' in action?   
on Nov 26, 2007

I do think it's a little naive at this point to make such claims as 'We will see an end to race-based commentary on immigration and assimilation from our Government'.

Aye, and all I can think in reading this is to compare this to his rantings in 4 years. About how they Rudd government betrayed them.

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