You're either For it or Against it ;>
47 former Australian Defence personnel, including former Navy and Army chiefs have written a letter calling for more truth in Government from both sides of politics. They accuse the current Parliament of having misled the Australian people on their reasons for going to war with Iraq and various other things. It caused a ruccus in Parliament yesterday, with the Government refusing to answer the questions raised by the letter. My response:
From John Howard’s side-stepping around the issue of deception in Government during Question time yesterday, am I to take it that he is opposed to the Defence Chiefs’ calls for truth in Government?
Can someone please explain to me: Are those Defence Chiefs who signed that letter with us or against us?
So if Mr Howard says it’s partisan to call for truth in Government does that mean the Liberals are against it and Labor is in favour of it?
And a script in the style of Brian Dawe and John Clarke...
Dawe: We’re talking this evening with Federal Defence Minister Robert Hill. Robert Hill, thanks for joining us.
Clarke: Pleasure Brian.
Dawe: Mr Hill, what does the Government have to say in response to the letter by 47 former Defence personnel accusing you of being untruthful?
Clarke: Well, we’ve got nothing to say Brian.places piece of masking tape over his mouth that says Free th Refugees
Dawe: Mr Hill take the piece of tape off
Clarke: removes tape But we’ve got nothing to say Brian
Dawe: Nothing at all?
Clarke: Well we’ve decided to respond to their call not to be deceitful and the only way we can do that is if we don’t say anything at all.
Dawe: So you agree with their statement that you’ve been untruthful?
Clarke: Well no not as such.
Dawe: Then what is your position Mr Hill?
Clarke: Well we don’t have a position.
Dawe: Mr Hill are you opposed to truth in Government?
Clarke: Well, no not as such.
Dawe: So you’re in favour of it?
Clarke: Well I wouldn’t like to say that either.
Dawe: So what is your position on truth in Government Mr Hill?
Clarke: We’re opposed to the Defence Chiefs’ calls for truth in Government.
Dawe: How can you be against their calls for truth but not be against truth in Government?
Clarke: Well Brian the problem with this message is its clear partisanship. I mean if they want to call for truth in Government then they’re obviously in favour of a Labor Government.
Dawe: Are you saying the Liberal Party’s not in favour of it?
Clarke: In favour of what Brian?
Dawe: Truth in Government.
Clarke: Well, no not as such Brian.
Dawe: You’re not in favour of truth?
Clarke: Well we’re not saying either way Brian. We’d probably have to set up a Minsistry for Truth or at least a Senate Inquiry into the value of truth in Government before we decided our position on truth. We don’t want to be too hasty.
Dawe: And if the Ministry for Truth advised you to be truthful, what would be your response then?
Clarke: Well we’d have to question intelligence that came back suggesting we be truthful.
Dawe: Why?
Clarke: Well it would contradict everything we’ve been told by the Americans and ASIO so far Brian.
Dawe: So you are saying that you’ve been untruthful up until now?
Clarke: We’re saying the Defence Chiefs have been untruthful.
Dawe: Yes Mr Hill but what about you, the Government?
Clarke: I told you Brian, the truth of the matter is that we don’t have a position on truth in Government.
Dawe: Mr Hill I think we’re done here this evening.
Clarke: Ain’t that the truth.
And an alternative bit I thought of afterwards that I can't fit in:
Dawe: Mr Hill, the question of truth has been raised in Parliament this week...]
Clarke: I'm sorry what was that word you used Brian?]
Dawe: Truth?]
Clarke: Please explain.]
Dawe: Err, truth, it means honesty, the opposite of falsehood...]
Clarke: This man's talking gibberish, look can someone please get me a dictionary? Oh yes I see it. Uhuh. Right. Oh yes truth! Of course, I remember now. Yes well truth, truth, we love a bit of truth, yes. Truth, Love, Beauty, Freedom. Oh yes, love a bit of truth.]
Dawe: In Government?]
Clarke: Oh now I don't know about that Brian.]
Dawe: You're not sure about truth in Government?]
Clarke: Well the Government can't be expected to do everything Brian.]
Dawe: But surely you're in favour of truth in Government?]
Clarke: Well, we're the Liberal Party, Brian. We're very liberal with the truth.]