Amanda Vanstone appeared on ABC TV earlier this year and I must say that in many parts of her performance I was impressed and I came to understand and appreciate better her stance on several issues. She also managed to summarise the conservative party’s economic policy....
“Well, I realised fairly early on that I was more to the Liberal camp … because I liked some of the things the Labor Party wanted to do, but they were always getting stuck into business, saying, "That's just for profit. Profit. Isn't that dreadful." And I thought, "Hold on…If you're not making a profit, you're not employing people, you're not paying tax, THEY'RE not paying tax. … It seems to me they've missed a vital part of the equation here. They must be lunatics." And whereas the Liberal Party was quite in favour of building business, building opportunity, jobs, all that sort of stuff.”
–Amanda Vanstone
What a delightful fairytale Ms Vanstone spins for us. In Ms Vanstone and the Liberal Party’s Australia, we have the garden gnome presiding over the country, the charming goblin running the Treasury and the fairy Godmother extending the hand of friendship to our foreign neighbours. What a happy place this is where our most profitable business leaders are also the most self-sacrificing, profiteering only so that they can take on more and more full-time staff at higher and higher wages. Where the banks and the media moguls toil hard for profit so that they can throw their money forth to the workers of Australia out of the goodness of their hearts and we all live happily ever after. The Minister for Immigration, Ms Snow White Australia Policy would have us believe that Kerry Packer and Rupie Murdoch are our greatest philanthropists and that they can be left to serve the good of the people and they will act entirely benevolently, demonstrating a goodwill rivalled only by their hero, Jesus Christ. As we head down the Yellow Brick Road to the merry old Land of Oz, with the impostor wizard hiding behind the curtain, using his magic tricks and puffs of smoke to spin us lies about children overboard and the Wicked Witch of Iraq, the reality is that we are seeing the Australian fair go disappear in a red hot balloon, fuelled by Ms Vanstone’s speech.
Please Ms Vanstone, what story are you going to read to us today? Won’t you read us the one about the Three Little Pigs signing a Free Trade Agreement with the Big Bad Wolf?