You may not know that I do some work teaching in primary schools. Of course, children are blessed with the ability to say the funniest of things without realising they have done so. I would like to share with you some of my favourite recent classroom moments (the names have been changed for the purposes of our anonymity). • I was teaching a Year 6 class when I discovered a future ACTU (Unions) President. The regular teacher has a system where for every correct answer on class exercises the...