For those of you who can't read my article "Tasteless Jokes About the News", here it is on my other blog Link But be warned, if you think that tragedy + time = comedy, you're in for a rude shock...in my book tragedy = comedy!!!!

For those of you who can't read my article "Tasteless Jokes About the News", here it is on my other blog Link But be warned, if you think that tragedy + time = comedy, you're in for a rude shock...in my book tragedy = comedy!!!!

Howard tightens terror screws Steven Wardill 09sep05 TRAVELLERS will be fined for leaving luggage unattended at airports and prospective Australians will face tougher citizenship checks under formidable new anti-terrorism laws. Link

Howard tightens terror screws Steven Wardill 09sep05 TRAVELLERS will be fined for leaving luggage unattended at airports and prospective Australians will face tougher citizenship checks under formidable new anti-terrorism laws. Link

This is my 100th article, so I thought I should do something spesh. Some of you will be aware that I, the Champ, recently went through a middle-aged crisis*, where I stopped writing about politics and started coming over all peaceful and at one with the world. But before I went on this wanky, peaceful path to enlightenment, I was a relatively popular blogger. Correction: I was a widely-read political blogger. No one liked me, but a fair few read my uninformed twaddle. In that time, I ...

This is my 100th article, so I thought I should do something spesh. Some of you will be aware that I, the Champ, recently went through a middle-aged crisis*, where I stopped writing about politics and started coming over all peaceful and at one with the world. But before I went on this wanky, peaceful path to enlightenment, I was a relatively popular blogger. Correction: I was a widely-read political blogger. No one liked me, but a fair few read my uninformed twaddle. In that time, I ...

Assume Nothing. Expect Anything. Because this year.....There’s a Twist. Again. Like they had last summer. It will change the face of Big Brother. Not even the new housemates will be told about the secret. But my sources have revealed what Big Brother has up his sleeve to me. Here it is. The Twist. At the end of each week, instead of someone just being evicted from the house, they get ... Shot Dead. As the first point-earning activity of the following week, the remaining housemates have ...

Assume Nothing. Expect Anything. Because this year.....There’s a Twist. Again. Like they had last summer. It will change the face of Big Brother. Not even the new housemates will be told about the secret. But my sources have revealed what Big Brother has up his sleeve to me. Here it is. The Twist. At the end of each week, instead of someone just being evicted from the house, they get ... Shot Dead. As the first point-earning activity of the following week, the remaining housemates have ...

Much has been written about the media glamourising drugs. For some bizarre reason, this has been portrayed as being a bad thing. As though they shouldn’t be allowed to portray the truth that drugs make people cooler. To prove this point I’m going to tell you about my favourite Stars on Drugs. It’s when we see drugs in Showbiz that we really see how beautiful drugs are. Ozzie Osbourne Who can forget that moment in TV history when Ozzie sat on his couch, trying to make the remote wor...

Much has been written about the media glamourising drugs. For some bizarre reason, this has been portrayed as being a bad thing. As though they shouldn’t be allowed to portray the truth that drugs make people cooler. To prove this point I’m going to tell you about my favourite Stars on Drugs. It’s when we see drugs in Showbiz that we really see how beautiful drugs are. Ozzie Osbourne Who can forget that moment in TV history when Ozzie sat on his couch, trying to make the remote wor...

As you can imagine, I’m not very comfortable with the fact that the only satire I’ve put up so far has been Right wing satire. What kind of a red-blooded Commy am I? Time to rectify that. As I said, I will be posting the occasional article I wrote for my University’s mag last year. This article is precisely one year old. (Americans won’t get the first half I’m afraid, but scroll down to the second half). Do you have problems keeping your mouth shut? Ever accidentally revealed your plan to ...

As you can imagine, I’m not very comfortable with the fact that the only satire I’ve put up so far has been Right wing satire. What kind of a red-blooded Commy am I? Time to rectify that. As I said, I will be posting the occasional article I wrote for my University’s mag last year. This article is precisely one year old. (Americans won’t get the first half I’m afraid, but scroll down to the second half). Do you have problems keeping your mouth shut? Ever accidentally revealed your plan to ...