For those of you who can't read my article "Tasteless Jokes About the News", here it is on my other blog Link But be warned, if you think that tragedy + time = comedy, you're in for a rude shock...in my book tragedy = comedy!!!!

For those of you who can't read my article "Tasteless Jokes About the News", here it is on my other blog Link But be warned, if you think that tragedy + time = comedy, you're in for a rude shock...in my book tragedy = comedy!!!!

Howard tightens terror screws Steven Wardill 09sep05 TRAVELLERS will be fined for leaving luggage unattended at airports and prospective Australians will face tougher citizenship checks under formidable new anti-terrorism laws. Link

Howard tightens terror screws Steven Wardill 09sep05 TRAVELLERS will be fined for leaving luggage unattended at airports and prospective Australians will face tougher citizenship checks under formidable new anti-terrorism laws. Link

This is my 100th article, so I thought I should do something spesh. Some of you will be aware that I, the Champ, recently went through a middle-aged crisis*, where I stopped writing about politics and started coming over all peaceful and at one with the world. But before I went on this wanky, peaceful path to enlightenment, I was a relatively popular blogger. Correction: I was a widely-read political blogger. No one liked me, but a fair few read my uninformed twaddle. In that time, I ...

This is my 100th article, so I thought I should do something spesh. Some of you will be aware that I, the Champ, recently went through a middle-aged crisis*, where I stopped writing about politics and started coming over all peaceful and at one with the world. But before I went on this wanky, peaceful path to enlightenment, I was a relatively popular blogger. Correction: I was a widely-read political blogger. No one liked me, but a fair few read my uninformed twaddle. In that time, I ...

We’re doing it tough, with the rising price of petrol, groceries, housing. We’re doing it tough…. here in the heated, carpeted bedroom the size of a double garage, pissing our pay up against a wall. Some middle class families are doing it so tough this winter that all we have to warm ourselves with is the lights of our widescreen plasma screen TVs. Other families without TV sets have had to resort to taking trips to the Caribbean over the Australian winter to keep warm. But ...

We’re doing it tough, with the rising price of petrol, groceries, housing. We’re doing it tough…. here in the heated, carpeted bedroom the size of a double garage, pissing our pay up against a wall. Some middle class families are doing it so tough this winter that all we have to warm ourselves with is the lights of our widescreen plasma screen TVs. Other families without TV sets have had to resort to taking trips to the Caribbean over the Australian winter to keep warm. But ...

Hillary Clinton arrived at the Democrat Party headquarters and told the man at the desk she wanted to become their next candidate for President. He ushered her into a room with all the head honchos responsible for deciding who would get the go-ahead. They asked her questions about her policies on economics, education, health, foreign affairs, industrial relations. They had a group of ordinary citizens come and hear her speak then say what they thought of her. They said she was intelligent, bu...

Hillary Clinton arrived at the Democrat Party headquarters and told the man at the desk she wanted to become their next candidate for President. He ushered her into a room with all the head honchos responsible for deciding who would get the go-ahead. They asked her questions about her policies on economics, education, health, foreign affairs, industrial relations. They had a group of ordinary citizens come and hear her speak then say what they thought of her. They said she was intelligent, bu...

Kits, if you still check this blog, please don't read this as it will spoil the GNW night. And the good news? 7. USA Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot lawyer Harry Whittington when they went hunting for quail. What do you call 100 lawyers on a hunting expedition with Dick Cheney? A good start. I tell you what, if you’re having Cheney over for dinner, make sure you don‘t serve chicken. Sesame Street have since cancelled an upcoming appearance in which Cheney was going to meet Bi...

Kits, if you still check this blog, please don't read this as it will spoil the GNW night. And the good news? 7. USA Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot lawyer Harry Whittington when they went hunting for quail. What do you call 100 lawyers on a hunting expedition with Dick Cheney? A good start. I tell you what, if you’re having Cheney over for dinner, make sure you don‘t serve chicken. Sesame Street have since cancelled an upcoming appearance in which Cheney was going to meet Bi...