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Loony Left Navel Gazing
A champagne socialist reflects on Western culture and the Universe... and whilst gazing at his navel, he comes up with a lot of useless lint. It is the fruits of this navel-gazing that form the substance of this blog.
You might be a Right winger if... (a response to Dr Guy)
Published on January 8, 2005 By
Champas Socialist
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For many years Right wingers have been refusing to do things like wearing big silly hats with flashing neon signs proclaiming their Right wingedness. Instead they expect us to work it out by listening to their arguments. As a result, identification for the purpose of culling has been very difficult over the years. So, as a public service here are the early warning signs that reveal if you, or someone you care about, just might be a right winger.
You might be a right winger if.....
You think that if one person gets richer, everyone gets richer.
You believe that bigger profits leads to more jobs rather than more layoffs.
You think that dictating other people’s life choices will make your life better.
You think the world would be a better place if Government stopped interfering in everything (except marriage, abortion, censorship, drugs etc.)
You think AIDS is a homosexual disease.
You don’t think Europeans should have any say in US policy (except the Pope).
You think that if everyone has guns, we will all be safer.
You think everything Michael Moore says is a lie, but you listen unquestioningly to Ann Coulter.
You think the US Democrats and the ALP are Left.
You think that when a journalist is asking a question that they are expressing their opinion.
You believe Fox News’ slogan.
You think that because you like Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice, you can’t be racist.
You think that the entire world wants to be like America.
You think that everyone should get behind Bush because he has won two elections and so is clearly the right man for the job.
You aren’t bothered by having a leader who gives fewer press conferences.
You think that everything of worth has a monetary value.
You deride people who quote John Pilger as part of the Loony Left, but believe Andrew Bolt can provide you all the info you need.
You think symbolism is a waste of time and don’t understand why people get pissed off at you about this.
When someone is upset/crying/depressed, you immediately start trying to find pragmatic solutions.
You think homosexuality is linked to paedophilia.
You think that a benevolent atheist is worse than a selfish Christian.
You think that 51% of the vote gives you a mandate to whatever you like.
You think that when 2/3 of the country refuses to cast a vote, you can get a mandate to whatever you want.
You live on a very comfortable income but you still whinge about paying tax.
You think that Michael Moore’s listeners are mindless “dittoheads,” but you have never doubted anything that you heard from Andrew Bolt, Rush Limbaugh or John Laws.
You think Alan Jones is a good reasonable commentator.
You think destroying cross-media ownership laws will not destroy journalistic integrity because buyers will force the papers to maintain standards.
You think that small business owners would never unfairly exploit a relaxation of unfair dismissal laws.
You haven’t seen Fahrenheit 9/11, you don’t know anyone who has, but you have posted a long blog about Michael Moore’s distortions.
You start sentences with “I’m not a racist, but...”
You believe in encouraging greed as a motivation for betterment.
You’ve never read Das Kapital but you don’t think Communism works.
You think Stalin was a Marxist.
You think Nixon was America's only ever corrupt President.
You think Team America was a shot at the Left.
You tried pot at Uni and it didn’t affect you, but you’re still against it.
You’ve never tried pot but you believe it’s evil.
You’re against pot, but in favour of nicotine.
You think Universities make people smarter if each course is specifically targetted at churning people out, trained up for their jobs.
You think a BA is easy because it has fewer contact hours.
You think anyone who disagrees with Government policy is a traitor.
You think global warming is part of some conspiracy by evil tree-huggers to get us all to give up our CDs and TVs.
You believe in progress but you’ve never thought about what you’re progressing towards.
You believe in judging other cultures by your own objective standards.
You think white people are smart for inventing the wheel, but won’t say sorry for injustices created by your ancestors.
You are more concerned about the sanctity of life than the quality of life.
You think the Koran, which you’ve never read, is a violent book, but the Old Testament is a justified, rational set of beliefs.
You are more concerned with the rights of unborn clumps of cells than living mothers.
You think that because America’s “founding fathers” were Christians, we should all continue to worship God.
You think it’s too much trouble to use an expression like “chairperson”.
You can’t understand why atheists make such a fuss about pledging allegiance to God but you get upset about secular Christmas songs.
You think Christmas is an exclusively Christian holiday.
You take the word of a biologist over a climatologist on global warming.
You consider yourself superior because you have a job.
You still believe in trickle down economics.
You think capitalism is working well, it’s the poor people who aren’t.
You think Communism has been
tried
(and failed).
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drmiler
on Jan 16, 2005
Reply #43 By: Solnac - 1/10/2005 8:51:53 PM
'll tell you what. You show me a case of where someone got 51% of the popular vote and didn't get the electoral vote and I'll quit beating the horse. But do not use the 2000 election.
I won't even have to. Link
Synopsis: in 1876, Rutherford B. Hayes won the election by 1 electoral vote, and did not have the pouplar vote. Sure, tell me that's digging too deep and I'm extreme. But you did ask for an example, here it is
Thank you *whoman69*, Okay Solnac try again! Your example has been shown to be faulty at best.
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whoman69
on Jan 16, 2005
Thank you *whoman69*, Okay Solnac try again! Your example has been shown to be faulty at best
The fact that the election was disputed does not erase the fact that election was won by a person who did not receive as much electoral vote as the other candidate. He gave you your one example of someone who had 51% of the election and lost. Benjamin Harrison won in 1888 despite his oppenent having a majority of the votes. In addition Bush in 2000, B. Harrison in 1888 and John Quincy Adams won elections despite being outvoted by their opponent. In fact Quincy Adams won an election with only 30 % of the votes counted. But it was in a 4 person race where many states still selected electors by the state legislatures and many of those legislatures split their votes. In the original vote Andrew Jackson won 43 % of the counted vote and 99 EC votes, Quincy Adams under 31% of the vote and 84 EC, William Harris Crawford of Georgia won 41 EC with only 13 % of the vote, and Henry Clay who also had about 13 % of the vote and 37 EC. Its interesting to note they were all considered to be in the same party, but 4 years later Quincy Adams would run under the National Republican Ticket, while in 1844 Clay ran as a Whig. Andrew Jackson claimed the election was stolen by a brokered deal between Quincy Adams and Clay, who later became Secretary of State. Clay and Adams denied any complicity.
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whoman69
on Jan 16, 2005
Benjamin Harrison won in 1888 despite his oppenent having a majority of the votes.
For accuracy in my previous post I should ammend that to say that Harrison won in 1888 despite his opponent having more votes by about 90K out of just over 11 million votes. Cleveland lost because he won big amongst southern coastal states because he supported a tariff that would have helped them. Cleveland won Mississippi, Texas, Georgia and Alabama all with over 65 % of the votes. In South Carolina he polled over 80 %.
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Champas Socialist
on Jan 19, 2005
jeremy, what I hate about people like you is the way you beat around the bush out of some misplaced sense of diplomacy. If you don't like what I write, come out and say it. Don't hide behind PC terms like "nutcase with the sort of bigoted, closed not to mention naive views on social issues that im sure you yourself find repugnant.".
Truthfully, I simply posted this for a laugh. Many people of your kind (that is to say, evil right wingers) recognised the hyperbole in it.
Now back to the fascinating debate over when is an electoral win not a popular win, or whatever it is you Americans are going on about. It's over my head.
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clintonbabe
on Jan 20, 2005
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citizen hitparade. you posted: "You think Stalin was a Marxist. What was he then? A mass murderer, who justified his acts as the outcome of the inevitable class struggle which is the heart of Marxism. No?" Karl Marx was from Germany, who stated, with others, what came to be known as Bolshevism, and later Communism. He was exiled from his own country and was being chased around the world by stalin, who wanted to kill him. Lenin, friend of Marx, said that stalin should never be allowed to control the communist party. Stalin, who was from Georgia, not russia, was not a marxist at all. Communism was never achieved in russia b/c of class structure, value of money, not having incentives to be productive workers, etc...He was a tyrannical dictator who used communism as a tool to get to power and practiced Stalinism. communism actually works in small groups of peoples who have nothing to benefit for themselves and everything to benefit together. also, social creatures such as ants and bees practice communism. You need to practice being more ethnocentric and be objective, not subjective. that's just an opinion so don't get mad.
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whoman69
on Jan 20, 2005
Karl Marx was from Germany, who stated, with others, what came to be known as Bolshevism, and later Communism. He was exiled from his own country and was being chased around the world by stalin, who wanted to kill him.
That was Leon Trotsky. Marx died in 1883. I know Stalin was a bad man, but he was only 4 years old at the time. Trotsky was killed by assassins in Mexico in the late 30s.
Communism will always be subverted by the government because people and corporations do not wish to give their wealth to the state, so it must be state enforced. The millions killed by Stalin were a continuation of policies of terror devised by Lenin to bring the government under his control. Almost every communist state has resorted to horrible repression from Lenin to Stalin, from Mao to Ciaocehescu (sp?), to probably the worst of them all Pol Pot. Name a single attempt at Communism that has not ended in mass jailings, execution squads and the use of starvation as a means of control.
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Todd Atlas
on Jan 21, 2005
Do another 40 million people need to die for liberals to learn that communism doesn't work? When does it cease to be slow wittedness and start being pure evil?
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Rightwinger
on Sep 20, 2006
Well, being as I AM a Rightwinger, I definitely see at least some of myself in your aticle. But that's okay, because I'm right and you're not.
NEEN-ER NEEN-ER NEEN-ER!
Enjoyed the jab. Good piece.
Glad to see dabe's back. Welcome back, "Foulmouth".
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Rightwinger
on Sep 20, 2006
I'm sorry to post twice, and so close together, but something occurred to me and I thought I'd note it. Once again, I liked the apparent humor of the article, but I want to take issuer with this quote:
You think Stalin was a Marxist.
---Champas Socialist
I love how the Lefties and Far Lefties are seemingly without a clue as to why Communism's cradle collapsed like the house of cards it was, in the face of real, pro-active, honest Capitalist opposition.
Left with a vacuum and no way to explain the absolute failure of their faith, they, for some time, had nothing really to say. No way to return the jabs and prods of their opponents.
So, in the past 15 years, they eventually changed tack. The rhetoric changed completely.
Nowadays, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Castro.....the very same people the Left held on giant, ornate golden pedestals all through the 20th century, from the 20s and 30s on up to the fall of the USSR in '91 (thank you Ronald Reagan---oh, and more on that in a second), were suddenly no longer Socialists OR Communists.
At least, not REAL Socialists or Communists.
No, they were just pretenders, see, aaaaannnd.....since they weren't true to the faaaaaaiiiiith.....weeeeeelllll.....(toss in an "I dunno" shrug, shake the head sadly )things just didn't work out as they should.
BUT!
If they haaaaa-aaaad.........Yeah. Okay.
They sure seemed like Communists.....they took money from people who earned it and gave it to people who didn't.
Mainly themselves, yes (Castro's personal fortune is estimated at somewhere around half a billion dollars American, and that, in one of the most egregiously poverty-stricken Third World countires---Communism did wonders there!), but the principle remains the same. Along the way, they (and just about anyone else who ever took power as a Commie or Socie) also became murderous tyrants and homicidal dictators. Almost every one of them. And Communism's appeal and inner workings had nothing to do with it.
And they also like to say that Ronald Reagan had nothing to do with the collapse of Soviet Communism. It was all due to the bungling/evil/pathetic machinations of Mikhail Gorbachev. Yeah. Okay.
All those missles Reagan ordered up and had placed in Europe (bankrupting the Soviet economy because it couldn't take the strain of a serious military competition while supporting every other Commie state on the continent at the same time) had absolutely nothing to do with it. That's the new party line.
Yeah, okay.
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